I'm a free bitch, baby.
what if?
29.9.09 @ 22:27
Koped from lots of people.
What if...
1. There was a maggot in your soup?
Take picture post STOMP! WAHEHEHEHHE(mad cheekopek laugh)
2. You woke up and only mcdonalds and starbucks exist ?
Buy a Mega Mcspicy and decaf latte venti lah.
3. Pokemon were real?
Capture a wild bulbasaur.
4. You walked around your block naked?
Good question.
5. The person of your dream was finally yours?
I last dreamed about cats...
6. The world ends in 24 hours?
Play soccer with friends, have a last meal and spend the last 5 minutes listening to Stairway to Heaven XD
7. You could have 3 wishes but you had 10 seconds to say them?
Wish for more time to say them.
Wish for World Peace.
Wish for 3 more wishes.
(cont'd)
8. You could never die?
Isn't that boring?
9. There was beauty pageants for men?
Call Nikhel.
10. Models were short and fat instead of skinny and tall?
Meh, the world's too fat-ist as it is.
11. We celebrated Halloween like a dark Christmas?
Cool.
12. Girls wore boxers and guys wore panties?
MINDF***!
13. Santa, the easter bunny, and the toothfairy really exist?
Steal Santa's presents,
Eat the easter bunny(hes made out of chocolate i bet)
Extort money from the toothfairy(you never gave me any money)
14. Music could give you cancer?
Die happily at the grand old age of 16.
15. Your parents arranged who you had to marry?
Divorces are so common nowadays...
16. You could star as a character in your favorite cartoon?
D'oh!
17. You got to try out on American Idol?
I think I'd embarass myself, then sign Shadi up.
18. Your parents were spies, superheros, or something cool when you are not home?
(stifles laughter)
19. Your life or death depended on any game of your choice?
I choose Chopsticks. ME FIRST! Winner lives.
20. You became a parent 1 year from now?
That ain't legal and I'm in NPCC.(hehe)
21. There was a breakfast cereal named after you?
Neo-Loops.
22. You could talk to inanimate objects?
They just don't respond.
23. There was 10 more 'What If' questions included this as one of them?
Do them.
24. You were the only person In in the world to have unlimited gas for your car?
Laugh at everyone.
25. You woke up as your opposite gender?
Immediately inspect...ok i can't say this hehe.
26. With the snap of your fingers, any problem you would have could disappear?
EXAMS OVER!
27. It was against the law to eat more than one meal a day?
Call me arrested!